Posted by ILL Natured_gr on December 28, 2007
Just a collection of random quotes… 
“If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you.”
- Unknown Author
“I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”
- Woody Allen
“What’s Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?”
- Paris Hilton
“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
- Arnold Schwartzanegger
“I get to go overseas places, like Canada.”
- Britney Spears
“Girls are like pianos.When they’re not upright,they’re grand.”
- Benny Hill
“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.”
- Ronald Reagan
“The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up”.
- Jay Leno
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Posted by ILL Natured_gr on October 21, 2007
A collection of marvellous quotes written by Greek students
“Sir,before the law of gravity was voted did the objects fell?”
“When Odysseus returned back to Ithaki he found the twenty fans and Penelope working them at max”
“The precise opposite of the Holy Trinity is the Diabolic Trinity”
“The seagull is a migrating bird.The summertime goes to the beach,the winter to the coasts.Intermediarily in the dumps and in harbours”
“The circle is a round line, without connections, linked in such a way that you cannot understand where it begins and where it finishes”
“The circle does not have neither beginning neither end, unless you stop the diabetes”
“The revolution of ‘21 took place 1821 years ago. Today we celebrate it’s final fall”
“The triangle who has two corners is called diagonal”
“Ludvig the XVI, right after the revolution, was decapitated for the first time in his life in 1792″
“Despite the fact that the old man was blind,he heard everything”
and the winner is…
“The Turks couldn’t bear the interindividual bombs of the Americans and were forced to release Greece”
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Posted by ILL Natured_gr on October 9, 2007
10 Great Quotes
“I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.”
- Shaquille O’Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.”
- Alan Minter, Boxer
“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”
- Anonymous Traffic Report
“We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather.”
- Arab News report
“Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.”
- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
“Now, the only thing that remains unresolved is the resolution of the problem.”
- Thomas Wells, Ontario legislature minister
“I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.”
- Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament
“He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.”
- Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins
“Did people build this, or did Indians?”
- Tourist question at Mesa Verde National Park
Source : amusingfacts.com
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