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Back again!

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on October 31, 2007

Hi all,

sorry for not updating for a while but i was without internet connection since last Thursday… I’m writing a nice post about my whole adventure,if everything goes as planned i’ll be able to post it tomorrow – promise you’ll have lots of fun reading it!

Btw,i wonder if someone of you has visited God’s Center…

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Thoughts of a pervertive Greek mind

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on October 24, 2007

Let’s have a look first at the latest news…

Chatty lawmakers rack up million-euro phone bill
Posted Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:13pm AEST

Talkative Greek lawmakers have saddled parliament with outstanding phone bills of one million euros ($A1.59 million), news reports said.
Greek newspapers reported that the landline and mobile phone call bills were accumulated over the last 20 months, at a time when parliament had already decided to honour older debts worth over 32 million euros ($A51 million).
The 300 deputies in parliament are entitled to an annual allowance of 13,500 euros ($A21,500) for fixed calls and 3,000 euros ($A4,700) for mobile phone calls, which they routinely exceed, Eleftheros Typos daily said.
Greece’s parliament has not commented so far. The office of parliament speaker Dimitris Sioufas declined to confirm or deny the reports.
“The speaker has nothing to say,” an aide told AFP, adding: “This is not the first time this issue comes up.”
It is currently unclear whether the new one million euro debt will be covered.
– AFP

Source : abc.net.au

Yeah,they’re the SAME politicians who declared that they can’t rise people’s salaries because the Greek state is poor!!!
The same politicians that a month ago (the elections took place Sep 16th) were promising us literally everything

But the (very) latest news will make all of us happy!!!

Back-seat toilet to end mishaps in traffic jams
Posted Wed Oct 24,2007

A Japanese manufacturer has developed a new portable toilet for cars, equipped with a curtain for privacy and a plastic bag to collect waste.

The Kaneko Sangyo Co, a manufactuer of plastic car accessories, unveiled its new design to help people stuck in traffic when nature calls.

“The commode will come in handy during major disasters such as earthquakes or when you are caught in a traffic jam,” a company official told reporters, according to Kyodo News.

Japan is situated on the Pacific “Ring of Fire” and accounts for about 20 per cent of the world’s earthquakes of magnitude 6 or greater.

Drivers stranded by tectonic movements or stuck in traffic jams simply assemble the cardboard toilet bowl, fit a water-absorbent sheet inside and draw round the curtain.

The product is small enough to fit inside a suitcase, the company said.

But prospective customers will have to hang on until November 15 when the firm begins selling the new product online.

-Reuters

Source : abc.net.au

That’s totally irrelevant most of you we’ll be thinking… BUT IT’S NOT!!! The Greek state paid 600.000 euros for toilet paper last year!!! That’s 2.000 euros per deputy (600.000 euros / 300 deputies)! So,since they’ll have the ability to fulfill their natural need in their vehicles in the near future (and they constantly move for the needs of our country),the Greek state will pay way less for toilet paper and save the money for the phone bills! So our proud deputies will continue their Godsend work…

Thoughts of a seriously perverted Greek mind…

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2 great Progressive Rock acts

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on October 24, 2007

Progressive Rock at it’s best : 2 talented young men performing…

Mickey Nickolas (of Brazilian’s “Banda Tarkus”) performing an amazing solo (live in 2005) that left me breathless…

Another talented Brazilian,Orlan Charles,performing (part) of Mussorgsky’s “Pictures at an Exhibition” live (it’s a pity though he’s playing in front of a so limited audience…).Emerson,Lake and Palmer’s influences are clearly visible!

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Oldies but Goodies

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on October 22, 2007

Blind Driver
Talin,Estonia

Men of traffic police arrested a driver because he was driving being drunk in Tartu of South Estonia on Sunday. When they stopped him for alcohol test they found out that he was blind. The extreme 20 years old was driving, taking instructions from the 16 years old sitting next to him. A traffic police officer said today: “First I thought he was drunk but then I realized that he was blind as he could not see the alcohol test device”.

Caffeine-Infused Soap for the Sleepyheads

Having difficulty in waking up in the morning? Well, the Britons have the answer to that, as they manufactured a soap infused with caffeine capable of helping users have an early and pleasant wake-up. Called “shower shock,” the soap is absorbed naturally through the skin, while the caffeine supplied is equivalent to two cups of coffee per shower, claimed the manufacturers. Scented with peppermint oil, the makers suggested that this unique soap will give users a refreshing boost in just five minutes’ time.

Slave for 27 Years for Rice Debt

The eastern state of Bihar in India is investigating the case of a peasant who reported that he was forced to work as a slave for 27 whole years to repay a loan for the purchase of 40 kilos of rice in 1980. Zauahar Manhi, aged 72, had got a loan from a moneylender of the village to buy 40 kilos of rice. The money lender gave him the money, asking him in parallel, to repay him not with money but by working in his fields. The illiterate peasant neither knew how to count money, nor had any property. Binhar, which is considered the poorest state of India, has launched a probe into the practices used against naïve peasants by the rich. Usually, landowners are protected by local private militiamen, who force homeless peasants to work for free. In exchange the militiamen are paid for their services. This however, is against the Indian law. The case came into light while a local humanitarian and non governmental organization was conducting a research.

Source : news.ert.gr

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Knowledge is Power

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on October 21, 2007

A collection of marvellous quotes written by Greek students

“Sir,before the law of gravity was voted did the objects fell?”

“When Odysseus returned back to Ithaki he found the twenty fans and Penelope working them at max”

“The precise opposite of the Holy Trinity is the Diabolic Trinity”

“The seagull is a migrating bird.The summertime goes to the beach,the winter to the coasts.Intermediarily in the dumps and in harbours”

“The circle is a round line, without connections, linked in such a way that you cannot understand where it begins and where it finishes”

“The circle does not have neither beginning neither end, unless you stop the diabetes”

“The revolution of ’21 took place 1821 years ago. Today we celebrate it’s final fall”

“The triangle who has two corners is called diagonal”

“Ludvig the XVI, right after the revolution, was decapitated for the first time in his life in 1792”

“Despite the fact that the old man was blind,he heard everything”

and the winner is…

“The Turks couldn’t bear the interindividual bombs of the Americans and were forced to release Greece”

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WTF!?!? Indian Thriller!

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on October 19, 2007

I’m pretty sure most of you have seen Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video clip…

But have you seen the Indian version???

If not,here it is for all of you to enjoy!

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Burglar stories

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on October 19, 2007

Burglars move into Alabama woman’s home

Thu Oct 18, 6:04 PM ET

DECATUR, Ala. – Kim Ledford returned to her home after an extended absence and found a strange man in her bed and a woman wearing her clothes. Then another man walked up to question why she was in his house.

Once police sorted things out, two were charged with burglary, Kelly Jo Moore, 45, and Cornelius Goode, 29. The man in the bed was not immediately identified or charged.

Decatur police spokesman Lt. Frank DeButy said Moore was wearing Ledford’s clothes and said she would leave the home if it was causing a problem.

DeButy says Goode falsely claimed to be the owner of the residence. It’s unclear how long the intruders had been living in the house.

DeButy said police also found drug paraphernalia on Moore.

Moore and Goode are currently living in the Morgan County Jail.

Source : news.yahoo.com

Couple make burglar clean up at gunpoint

Thu Oct 18, 9:03 PM ET

MONTGOMERY, Ala. – A burglar in Montgomery chose the wrong family to mess with, literally. Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon returned home on Tuesday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything the family of five owned, Tiffany McKinnon said through tears.

“Tears just rolled down my face as I walked in and saw everything gone and piles of trash all over my home,” she said.

Adrian McKinnon sent his wife to see her sister while he inspected the piles left behind. As he walked back into the sunroom, a man walked through the back door straight into him, Tiffany McKinnon told the Montgomery Advertiser in a story Thursday.

“My husband Adrian caught the thief red-handed in our home,” she said. “And what is even crazier, the man even had my husband’s hat sitting right on his head.”

Adrian McKinnon held the suspect, 33-year-old Tajuan Bullock, at gunpoint and told him to sit on the floor until he decided what to do.

“We made this man clean up all the mess he made, piles of stuff, he had thrown out of my drawers and cabinets onto the floor,” Tiffany McKinnon said.

When police arrived, Bullock complained about being forced to clean the home at gunpoint.

“This man had the nerve to raise sand about us making him clean up the mess he made in my house,” she said. “The police officer laughed at him when he complained and said anybody else would have shot him dead.”

Capt. Huey Thornton, a police spokesman, said police arrested Bullock at 2 p.m. Tuesday on burglary and theft charges. He was being held in the Montgomery County Detention Facility on a $30,000 bond.

“The victims were lucky in this case to be able to catch the suspect in the act and hold him until police arrived,” Thornton said.

Source : news.yahoo.com

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Bizarre/Hilarious signs (continued)

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on October 18, 2007

AND TODAY’S WINNER IS…

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Doctors remove a 3-inch toothbrush lodged inside woman’s nose

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on October 18, 2007

Doctors remove a 3-inch toothbrush lodged inside woman’s nose

Doctors in India have removed a 3-inch toothbrush lodged inside the nose of a 31-year old woman, a local paper reported.

The report said that the housewife went to a hospital in Mumbai two months ago suffering from severe pain.

During a CT scan, doctors were shocked to find the broken toothbrush prompting them to order an immediate surgery.

“I was brushing my teeth, my husband accidentally pushed me and the toothbrush in my hand broke,”| said the woman. “I was left holding the lower portion of the brush but couldn’t locate the rest of it.”

“Soon after, I started bleeding profusely from the nose,” she added. “But since that day, I began getting breathless and a foul-smelling discharge began to come out of my nose.”

“The odor from her nose was so bad that it could be smelt from a distance of two feet,” said Kaushal Sheth, the doctor who performed the surgery. “If the object had fallen into her windpipe, she could have choked to death.”

Source : frostfirezoo.com

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Just a (rather bizarre) quiz…

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on October 17, 2007

What Firearm Fits You Best?
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as SMGSmall, lightweight, deadly. SMGs are not very accurate, but contains great punch and lot of ammo. Enjoy.

SMG
100%
Machinegun
94%
Assault Rifle
94%
Shotgun
81%
Sniper Rifle
63%
Pistol
31%
Revolver
31%

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