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WTF?!?!?!

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on December 25, 2008

WTF?!?!?!

exomologisi

Translation coming soon…

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Rush for your Salvation Certificate!

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on December 9, 2007

After finding the “Reserve A Spot In Heaven” website i would never have imagined what i would discover right after…

A certificate of Salvation for ONLY $19.95 !!!

You must rush though – the end time is near (Dec-14-07 19:04:13 PST) …

HURRY UP! CLICK HERE

Here’s the certificate’s description (from ebay)

GET OUT OF HELL!

This isn’t a joke.. Absolution and a beautiful certificate from an LEGALLY ORDAINED MINISTER in the USA!

You are bidding on a beautiful certificate, signed and blessed by an Ordained Minister, guaranteeing you salvation from HELL! No matter what your sin, you can and will be forgiven in the eyes of your Lord.

In order to receive this certificate, you must confess your sins to the Minister (all confessions are protected speech). He will then absolve you of your sins and issue you a keepsake certificate personally signed by the Minister and personalized.

You are not actually paying for the certificate or the absolution–instead your are paying the Minister for his time in creating the certificate. Of course, you can be absolved and confess your sins without receiving the certificate, but, a donation is appreciated in any event.

The amount you pay may be tax deductable as this is issued from an Ordained Minister; all Churches fall under a non-profit 501(c)(3) status.

This isn’t a joke; the person who will forgive your sins and issue the certificate IS A LEGALLY ORDAINED MINISTER!

Get piece of mind, and instant salvation!

Shipping is INCLUDED in the cost.

*PLEASE NOTE: While your LORD may forgive you, this certificate will not help you win a lawsuit or a criminal case. But, it WILL help you stay out of HELL! Rest assured that you will be with your loved ones after death!

What are you waiting for?

BUY YOURS NOW!

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Video of the day : Jesus Xray

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on December 8, 2007

I’ve never heard of Jesus appearing in an Xray before…

Seems there’s a first time for everything !

Jesus Xray

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Site of the day : Reserve A Spot In Heaven

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on December 6, 2007

Reserve A Spot In Heaven
The most bizarre site i came across in a long time…

Taken from the site : “Going Up? Space is Limited! Reserve your Spot Now!”
  “SECURE YOUR PLACE IN HEAVEN NOW…OR RISK ETERNAL DAMNATION”

Checkout the Essential and All Access Travel Kits ($12.79 and $24.95 acc./limited quantities available).

All major credit cards acceptable (Paypal accepted too).

So,what are you waiting for? Buy your Travel Kit now!!!

Reserve A Spot In Heaven

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Meaningless Videos : Jesus on the street in Dublin

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on December 4, 2007

I think YouTube must add another video category : Meaningless Videos !

Check this one for instance 🙂

Jesus on the street in Dublin

(Btw,what’s amazing in this video is that noone seems to pay attention to him!!!)

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Priest has no problem worshipping God and Elvis

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on October 17, 2007

Priest has no problem worshipping God and Elvis

Tue Oct 16, 9:47 AM ET

SORBO, Italy (Reuters) – Romanian-born Antonio Petrescu believes you can worship God and Elvis at the same time: as a Catholic priest and Elvis Presley impersonator, he finds his spiritual inspiration in the late rock legend.

“People ask me ‘How can you reconcile Elvis impersonations with your choice of professional work?'” said Petrescu, who puts on his glittery suits and swivels his hips when not working as a parish priest in the Italian town of Avezzano.

Interviewed by Reuters on a church visit to the tiny town of Sorbo — population, 52 — in southern Italy, the priest said he believes Elvis is an appropriate inspiration for Christian worship because he sang of “love in general.”

The 34-year-old’s Web site (www.antoniupetrescu.com) has two separate entries — one for the priest, another for the artist, which talks about his “fiery voice” and discography including the singles “Lovin’ Arms” and “Reach out to Jesus.”

The pop doesn’t stop at Elvis: Petrescu also incorporates the lyrics of singers like Celine Dion into his sermons.

Petrescu feels his responsibility as a priest is to “walk this Earth in love for Jesus Christ,” a task in which he is inspired by Elvis’s “search for spirituality in his own life.”

Source : news.yahoo.com

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Jesusdressup.com : View at your own risk!

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on October 6, 2007

Today’s featured site is one of the most bizarre sites i came across surfing the internet. As the title suggests the only thing you do is dressing up Jesus!!! Fashion styles depend on the time of year,e.g. the current fashion is the “Halloween” one!
Take a look for yourself… You can also buy Jesus Dress Up fridge magnets!!!

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

This project belongs to the http://www.normalbobsmith.com/ network. Plenty of interesting (cult & bizarre) things there too – a visit is highly recommended!

WARNING : These sites are not suitable for religious individuals (especially Christians).

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It’s Not Easy Being Jesus

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on October 1, 2007

It’s really bizarre what people are filming these days…

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Jesus’ Image in my hardwood sample

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on September 28, 2007

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Jesus Image Saves Dogs

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on September 27, 2007

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