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More useful info : How to Teach Your Dog to Get a Beer

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on January 14, 2008

The ILL_Natured_gr team continues to provide you with the best available info and tips!

How to Teach Your Dog to Get a Beer

Ever been too lazy to get off the couch and get a beer? Teach your dog to do it and you’ll never have to change.

Steps

1.Tie a rope or a towel to the door of your fridge. If you have a tug toy that your dog likes, this would work as well.
2.With your dog next to you, open the fridge and say “Get me a Beer you Lazy Mutt” or whatever command you have chosen for this command (preferably something nicer). Encourage your dog to pull on this towel until the fridge opens. Repeat this command until they only repeat this action on your command. Don’t forget to give praise and a treat when they successfully open the fridge.
3.Have your beer on the lowest shelf of the fridge so that your dog can reach it. Point to the beer can and encourage her to get it. If they don’t understand then as you give the command pick up the beer and place it in mouth. Give your dog praise. Give the drop command so that she drops the can into your hand. Give praise and a treat. Repeat until your dog can pick up a beer can by only verbal commands.
4.Now try this command when you’re sitting on the couch, or in another room. Don’t forget to praise.
5.Enjoy your laziness.

Tips

-You can also teach your dog to close the fridge after bringing you a beer. Try the “Close” command at first, then work it into the entire command after a while.
-You can also use a similar technique to fetch a beer out of a cooler.

Warnings

-Don’t drink to much! This may result in injury or bad judgment!
-NEVER drink and drive. Not only could you get fined, it could be fatal.
-Don’t let your dog drink the beer.

Things You’ll Need

-Well Trained Dog
-Fridge
-Time
-Lazy Tendencies

Source : wikihow.com

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Commercials can be helpful too!

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on January 8, 2008

Some useful knowledge through commercials today…

How to make orange juice (Tango commercial)

How to pour beer (Bud commercial)

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Tip of the day : How to Flirt in Church

Posted by ILL Natured_gr on November 18, 2007

While surfing wikihow today i came across this very interesting article… Knowledge is power!

How to Flirt in Church
Meeting a crush in school and flirting is easy. When you have a crush that you see at Church, it is not as easy to flirt with them when sitting in separate pews, and listening to a sermon. There are tricks to connect with a crush at school, and also in Church. This explains how to get in the right position between you and your flirt partner.

Steps

1) Make sure you at least some-what like each other. That will make it easier on you, and the flirt partner. You will not be as pressured and nervous.

2) Right before service, sit with your crush. Once they are sitting they will not be able to change pews.

3) Whisper or grab a pencil and paper before service and pass notes. This usually works, but keep them hidden!

4) Make contact with them after the service, you are both walking out of the pew. Smile and wave goodbye.

5) Speak softly and tell him you will see him next week.

6) Try this for a few weeks, until you get the courage to tell them you would like to meet them outside of Church. Hand them a piece of paper with your phone number. If they take it and call, then you know you have connected. If they just walk away without accepting the paper, look around to flirt with someone else.

Tips

* Grab pencil and paper before the service.
* Make sure they like you (even if its just a little bit).
* Make sure notes are hidden from others eyes.

Warnings

When sitting at the pew that your crush is sitting at, remember to whisper. This is a church and not a playground, and people need to mediate and listen to the sermon.

Source : wikihow.com

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